The dad

"I really wish i could be pregnant for just five minutes so i knew what it felt like. Maybe i can put snee (the dog) under my shirt for a while and have him squirm around."


Somehow i don't think thats the same. Maybe your dad and i can trade places when its time to actually HAVE the baby, then we will see if he still wants to know what its like to have a person inside you. Because eventually, they have got to come out...


xoxo
the mom